SOME INTERESTING BLOOPERS - PART 3

1. The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
2. The skin was moist and dry.
3. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
4. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
5. The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
6. Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.
7. Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.
8. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
9. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
10. Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
11. Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family, in no distress. (Punctuation does matter !!)
12. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
13. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.