SOME INTERESTING BLOOPERS !

D: The patient has a mildly stooped posture.
T: The patient has a mildly stupid posture.

D: The patient is interested in scar revision.
T: The patient is interested in scary vision.

D: She avoids shellfish because of a reaction in the past.
T: She was selfish because of the reaction in the past

D: The patient denies any blackout or seizures.
T: The patient denies any black cat procedures.

D: The patient had 2+ pitting edema around the ankles.
T: The patient had 2 pus-spitting edema around the ankles.

T: ...older male who was sitting up with his right hip flexed at 45 degrees, externally rotated, and his knee flexed 45 degrees. He was moaning with exploration, but that is his usual.

D: Strongly encouraged smoking cessation.
T: Strongly encouraged smoking sensation.

D: Skin cancer of the face removed with Mohs, and hemorrhoidectomy.
T: Skin cancer of the face removed with hemorrhoidectomy.

D: The patient had erratic periods.
T: The patient had erotic periods.

D: skin ellipse
T: skinny lips

D: His hip pain was radiating into his back, sometimes also into his chest region.
T: His hip was radiating into his back, sometimes also into his chest region.

D: The patient was scanned again
T: The patient was caned again

D: The patient is allergic to adhesive tape.
T: The patient is allergic to a piece of cake.

D: below-knee amputation
T: baloney amputation

D: thecal sac
T: fecal sac

D: end-expiratory wheezing.
T: index battery wheezing.

D: but the patient hoped that it would heal.
T: but the patient popped me till I feel.

D: I prescribed Bactrim
T: I prescribed bathroom